free taco day EDIT

so after getting the text message about the free tacos today from a family friend at 2pm i quickly kicked it into gear since I was hungry.

my first TB stop was the one sean jackson hates on broad across from olive garden. I entered into a packed seating area with everyone staring at each other thinking the same thing: "they're here for the free taco, hes looking back at me thinking the same thing". so i go up and order: "ill have two free tacos please" the lady looks at me pissed off for some reason and says to me shortly "you cant have two" so i say shortly back "ok, ill have ONE FREE taco" she punches a few buttons on her little cash register and gives me a receipt. i take it, wait, get my taco, go outside to my car, eat it.

next stop, the TB in the sam's club shopping center. I enter into a near empty seating area and approach the register and chuckle because the lady at the register looks EXACTLY like scarlet in this video king showed me last night.(fast forward that video to 2:45) so i order knowing ill be denied two tacos: "ill have one free taco please" she snaps back with "why?" I'm speechless, confused, and a little angry at this point. I answer back in a confused voice "because I want one?" she says, "no, you have to give the reason" so again i answer trying not to look like a dumbass in front of the huge family behind me inline waiting to get their free tacos: "because I like them?" then scarlet says "no, there is a specific reason in the advertisement you have to tell me to get the free taco, maybe you should ask someone if you don't know" "so I turn around and ask and the family answers in almost complete unison "because somebody stole the plate in the world series" "so like a 6th grader i turn back to the scarlet and say "yeah, that". a few seconds later scarlet says "5 cent" and i look at her puzzled yet again. she says "tax", i fish around in my pocket knowing i dont have a damn nickel because i hate carrying change and then open my wallet to break a fucking dollar, whatever its free. i wait for my taco, then get the dipfuckingset. walking to my car someone honks twice behind me and this old man that had apparently heard the whole thing go down and looked a lot like my western civ teacher mr. Melia said "did you get your free taco? i was going to tell you the reason if you hadnt" i answer back "yes, thanks anyways"

last stop, short pump TB. im tired of typing, I went in, ordered, the lady asked me if i wanted soft or crunchy. the first time out of all three i knew i had the option, i had been getting shitty hardshells the whole time thinking that was all i was allowed. so i got me a softie.


sorry for wasting your time, i wanted to post a good story like denden but my life is boring as fuck. so when you go into a taco bell today make sure you know about hte world series base stealing thing and have a nickle on you just in case.