clemsausage

new links

2011-01-09T17:07:00.000-08:00

two new links on the right there for you.

and as always: catpiss

happy new year

2011-01-01T09:26:00.001-08:00

nothing new to report here, unfortunetly for this blog I think I have gone 100% catpiss, so be sure to follow that more than you do this.

catpiss.tumblr.com

Trey pulled the trigga

2010-11-29T23:05:00.000-08:00

what is this a comedy blog now? trey did a very impromptu performance at strange matter tonight, pretty good for a first time and 10 minutes to prepare.

TRAVIS LYLE IS A COMEDIAN NOW

2010-11-24T14:19:00.001-08:00

gave up on being a judge I guess.

fun

2010-11-07T08:43:00.001-08:00

Halloween has came and gone, probably the best halloween I've had.

the yerb has been poppin and fun

My costume was sick, I went as Navin R. Johnson from The Jerk. If you havent seen the movie I understand, but now you should watch it. It's on netflix if you have access to an account.

Cold Stogies

2010-11-04T16:26:00.000-07:00

Brent and Ty have been working on this secret B&W video part for a little while now. Brent got a new camera that had the ability to record in HD and decided to make a part for Ty. Brent just finished it up and posted it, it's really sick.

Cold Stogies from Brent O'Donnell on Vimeo.

wic burg

2010-10-10T20:34:00.000-07:00

Phillip Abbott made this video shredricksburg 3 AKA Wic ked from Fredricksburg. It's sick and I recommend you watch it.

WIC KED from shredericksburg on Vimeo.

qwerty

2010-10-04T15:43:00.000-07:00

more nothing for you. as always out of order. am i supposed to switch to tumblr? is that what's in right now?

doing a video project for andrew

watch this video

2010-09-27T08:16:00.001-07:00

its insane.

The Dimestore Video from dimestore crew on Vimeo.

a

2010-09-27T08:04:00.001-07:00

again, go to catpiss instead of here, but ill continue to update this occasionally.

treys gone off the deep end.

but not during the day.

this is what I deal with at work, he trys on everything for "placement" when printing. He's nuts, only Alex will understand this picture.

I helped Spencer out with a sculpture/video project for his critique. "Rapeberry Beret"

Decided im gonna finish this terrible HD video that makes me hate everything then do an ipod video and super8 video at once, less pressure. Also, looking for a 8mm projector to buy or borrow, if you have one or know someone who does help me out.

In other news, lakai conciously ripped off a t-shirt design of mine. I no longer support them. I emailed Meza to see if I can get any credit or something.

Greg Hunt

2010-09-20T17:44:00.001-07:00

INSPIRATION.

In The Field - Greg Hunt from Joshua Zucker on Vimeo.

SO SICK

2010-09-16T19:36:00.001-07:00

I wish I was as good at something like this guy is.

David A Smith - Sign Artist from Danny Cooke on Vimeo.

ya

2010-09-11T08:23:00.000-07:00

This thing gets little attention from me now that catpiss is awesome. but here are some I set aside.

free buritos are tight.

Christian signing his life away to be a model.

weird shit in NYC.

samanda's roof killed it.

my life as of late.

2010-08-27T08:53:00.001-07:00

1. Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee.

2. This song on repeat thanks to this.

3. Less filming and more editing.

4. Asleep by 10 o'clock.

5. Lifted trucks at J. Sarge.

6. Working part time at my new job, already over it.

7. Wishing I was in NYC.

8. Ad design or fashion design?

9. Realizations that I've lived in Richmond long enough.

10. Needing some sort of drastic change.

2010-08-24T09:42:00.000-07:00

DYLAN

2010-08-23T15:22:00.000-07:00

"The boardslide down that super-skinny rail to having the board go under a bus to under an SUV. A combo for the ages."

I'm sure you've seen this by now but in case you haven't...

vincent on Vimeo.

Also, read this after you have watched that^

dirthouse dayze

2010-08-07T07:55:00.000-07:00

if this isnt a FB profile picture i dont know what is.

kid finished school or something and thought he should drink too much koolaid

later FLAKES

2010-08-02T18:11:00.000-07:00

amanda dipset out on all of her friends because she's got better things to do in NYC. this was her GTFO of richmond dinner. her dad killed it though.

later.

Then my other friend left, fuck.

I have a job now though so I'll probably just buy a bunch of these... and lee's.

been too busy having fun to post

2010-07-19T17:04:00.000-07:00

Got sick of looking at my story on this blog by now? I have, realised posting that isn't going to change anything, people are just going to continue to waste away and then complain to me when they don't have tricks in the video. But anyway, the past few weekends have been super fun, I got a job:

I hang out with fun friends and eat:

Then go to super fun parties:

Sj watches king of queens

I see girls that are GREAT and aren't a TRICK

Trey embarasses himself

I run into people that are doin' thangs right in Richmond.

Wake up to this

and Jamal goes pro.

"you're so negative"

2010-06-20T07:47:00.000-07:00

nah, im just real. sorry you were baby fed lies and can't realize what is going on right in front of you. im just putting out there what you are too nieve to see and somehow I turn out the bad guy.

I may get back to posting pictures and fun stuff soon, I've been sick for the past 3-4 days so I've been MIA. Sorry for the heavy topic to anyone that looks at this for fun, but it needed to be put out there.

current thoughts

2010-06-13T18:21:00.001-07:00

sitting in my house all day today has me thinking too much so i'm going to vent here. quickly beginning to realize there is nothing here for me here in Richmond and nothing notable keeping me here. For a few months there was this video i've been hyped on making but no one seems to share the same hype I do. I figure since I have no solid job right now and going to a community college is the least of my interest I would not work this summer and not take summer classes and focus on filming for this video so I can reach the deadline I've made everyone aware of, the end of the summer. It would make sense that since there are only 3-4 of my entire extended social circle that are interested in filming for a full part that this video would not take long to film for but it's the exact opposite. Going into this I realised that jobs/girlfriends/family/etc. would put a handicap on filming for this thing to a certain extent but never this bad. even recent events within my friend's lives that would logically cause them to be able to skate more have done the exact opposite somehow. I guess I just wish someone else would take the same interest level in this project im working on that I am but no one will. I'm already over this video and could just put out a shit little web edit with the little footage I have for the 15 people that are on facebook right now to see. I wish people took the same interest in my video that people do with other videos that people are working on right now. Dj and Will have two handfulls of people that are hitting them up nonstop to go out and film everyday and these are the same people I see on a daily basis, and on top of that the same people I have to listen to say "dude when is your video coming out I want to see it?" the answer is simple, its not coming out unless you come get down with me every once in a while. another thing that bugs me is that no one goes out to skate anymore without a camera and cameraman present. people only hit me up to skate when they want to film something. I just spent 20 minutes going through every person in my contacts that skates to see if they wanted to go out and skate around, not one person was down. instead these poeple would rather sit in a hot room and stare at a TV mindlessly until someone passes them the bowl. I know that my friends and I are getting older and getting closer to piling out but I didnt think It would happen so fucking soon. I'm trying to travel and skate this summer but everyone would rather sit around and speak in "remember when..."s until an opportunity to fuck a girl comes up and they dip out fast as fuck then pass out and wake up to work an 8 hour shift at a job they hate. i dont get it? what are you saving up money for? i worked whenever I could during the school year to get money for this summer so I didnt have to work, but unfortunetly thats already running out and there is no reason for me not to have a job right now since everyone is to busy doing the same thing. im done for now, but to reiterate, deadline for filming for my video is the end of summer and im not budging. if no one has a full part then no one has a full part and it will be a 30 minute long montage.

NYC

2010-06-11T14:14:00.001-07:00

completely out of order, don't bother trying. I went up with jeff and brent for the maloof and they decided not to skate any so i stayed a few extra days with andrew and dj and skated.

Happy Birthday Clement

2010-05-31T09:50:00.001-07:00

Clement had a fun birthday at coldhouse saturday night which also served as a premiere for Roy's video Shrednugget 2 which turned out to be real good.

judge travis and his gavel

the last of the coups.

the hazelwood siblings

Day in the Life with Dan Zvereff

2010-05-28T09:39:00.000-07:00

nothing new

2010-05-19T07:02:00.000-07:00

bike update.

2010-05-13T22:45:00.001-07:00

I like my bike. I keep forgetting to take pictures because I'm riding it.

yar

2010-05-12T17:18:00.000-07:00

i got my bike and everything but its been raining so i haven't really been able to ride it much. hopefully later this week will be better. and somehow i got tricked and its not fixed gear. i dont care though.

closer...

2010-05-08T08:45:00.001-07:00

looks like ill have it by monday. wooooooo

clem buys a bike

2010-05-03T18:11:00.000-07:00

yeah I did it. earlier this year if you asked me if I would ever buy a fixie I would have said fuck no. but for some reason they are appealing to me now. just a simple looking bike that looks like fun to cruise around on if I get tired of skating I suppose. but here are my main reasons for the sudden change of heart.

-single speeds look cool, real simple
-won't have to drive around as much since I will be keeping it downtown
-easy way out of driving people around to parties
-could be fun to cruise with friends at night
-the one i found was cheap as fuck for a fixed gear
-its a mongoose. ha
-I bought it from the most american chain store in the world. walmart.
-and this video is probably the main reason i've changed my mind...

so I guess im just waiting for it to be shipped to the walmart by my house. gonna pick up a u-lock and cable lock. maybe look into getting whatever I need to make the front wheel a quick release. but yeah, if someone would be down to let me lock it up in their backyard or something I'd appreciate it.

Haven't really decided if I'm gonna go breakless or not. I guess I re-learn how to ride a bike first with breaks then loose them.

here is the link to it on the walmart site, you should get one too

and here is a review, ill probably take it to a bike shop right after i buy it to make sure they put it together right at walmart.

and of course pictures, its a mongoose cachet:

this is what it will like before I get to it..

and this is what it will look like after I take care of a few things.

pretty excited, and ready for the hate from my friends.

cant stop.

2010-05-02T07:04:00.000-07:00

I have too much fun taking pictures of people. I hope people that look at this actually enjoy this.

CLASSIC.

worth it.

THE PARENT WHISPERER.
Helping frazzled parents gain confidence
Reduce anxiety and flourish in parenthood

the two shit girls are officially banned from coldhouse. I hope the drunk bus runs them over. and this picture was taken approximately 10 seconds after steph broke dennis' $250 zong, it was awkward like dad hit mom. i could careless about the zong but i'll use it as a reason to hate her more. her and the heroin junkie also broke into dennis' AND DJ's room and stole money. worst people.

i'm on the fence with this one. congrats jake.

so good

2010-04-28T08:45:00.000-07:00

one of the funnier things i've seen this month. two new blog links on the side here --->

blowin' it

2010-04-24T11:18:00.001-07:00

should be in NC right now having fun but I slept through my alarm. and now there is nothing to do today.

i dont get footage. i stand around and watch people stack. deadline for filming on my video is the end of the summer and I'm keeping to it. my camera fits in my palm so it's overlooked. I'll probably give in after this headache of a video and get a vx so I can fit in with the crowd. or maybe I'll become a real person and wage slave the rest of my life. either way I loose. I wish I had a real life like everyone else.

netherfriends. so good.

Andrew's Ragu Commercials.

2010-04-23T06:08:00.000-07:00

Andrew's Ragu Commercials from clemsausage on Vimeo.

Andrew came to me again with another Advertising project he needed to do. This time it would require three 30 second commercials for his appointed brand Ragu Pasta Sauce. With help from his partner KP, Andrew came up with 3 solid commercial ideas which I filmed and edited in two days. Corey Caudill and Corey Henderson both acted in these two commercials. We filmed a third one with Drew Dayberry which may or may not be put together at a later date.

slap forums...

2010-04-19T23:02:00.000-07:00

I get such a kick out of the kids that post on there every day. here is an example of their wittyness:

its my birthday

2010-04-18T15:13:00.000-07:00

last night was great. and as I predicted I spend my real birthday hungover and everyone ditched me for DC. here are pictures from the past few weeks I haven't posted. I get stoked when people get mad at me because I haven't updated this thing.

sj's on top of his game.

everyone loves him.

easily best birthday present i will get this year. thanks andrew.

power

YES

2010-04-08T13:37:00.001-07:00

i wish

2010-04-08T13:28:00.001-07:00

dreams

2010-04-08T11:25:00.000-07:00

i always have the craziest nap dreams. just had one where my dad asked me to take the trash to the dumb so i was driving through new york city in my dad's truck with a trailer attached and an ATV on it. driving down the highway and a subway comes above ground and derails and subway cars bunch up and a few shoot out onto the highway and fuck everything up. one shoots out and hits the cars in front of me and totals it. i skreetch the breaks and stop then just sit there in shock staring at it all. i finally roll down the window and then see another subway train coming. it hits the mangled mess and causes more crazyness. i get out and start walking around the cars and subway trains with other people that survived and people trying to help people. i watch some guy trying to tie up some other guys bloody leg with a shirt then the dude thats hurt just jumps up and says hes fine and it was just a small cut. im walking around looking at more shit and then sit down on the atv on the trailer. then a whole squad of ATVS rolls up to help people. one ATV woman recognizes my virginia plates and wonders why im here and i get into a friendly conversation with her about virginia and shit while mayhem is going on around us. then she heads out to help people and i sit there. im staring around and then i feel a tap on my should and turn around to see jason lee smiling at me. im flabbergasted and cant come to words then he says "hey man cant stay i have to go, long story" i hop off the atv and shake his hand and hug him and spit vaiours video days and other skate knowledge at him and he laughs and is humbled. i thank him for his contribution to skateboarding and then tell him i hope he finds who he is looking for. i then turn around to see some kids that have posted up on my atv while i was talking to jason and ask them politely to get off so i can resume my pirch. they try to argue back with me and just then i feel a slight clich around my forhead and something slide across my throat then out of my peripheral i see a bloody knife blade. i grab my throat and see blood and feel my throat swelling up instantaneously with blood. i begin to suffocate holding my bloody throat and running around wildly staring at people hoping someone will help. i finally colapse at the feet of everyone and die/wake up. so wild.

was hoping it was just a dream

2010-04-06T10:03:00.000-07:00

Got the news last night about Drew passing. Always hard to see someone within your social circle go. I feel like everything has already been said but I deffinetly have some good memories the few times I've been in this dude's presence. Always brought a smile to my face to see him rip off his shirt and dance around non stop. And as cliche as it sounds, this is honestly the nicest person I've ever met, I feel like this dude would take a bullet for anyone he ever met, and sad to say but it seems like he may have done the equivalent. I hope that his family and closer friends are coping well with memories of him in mind. I will always remember you Drew.

thought it was over

2010-04-04T09:40:00.000-07:00

over these dumb party pictures. never in order. same thing every weekend.

as soon as i got here the cops showed up and then i had to listen to every person i know tell me i suck because i didnt go to slaughterama and watch them get muddy and drunk. always the bad guy.

this is what i did instead. it was pretty entertaining. jody and ryan shamblin were there too.

this picture sums up the weekend.

big kid's first veggie.

i hang out with the wrong crowd.

Danny Medina said I was hot.

2010-03-28T20:00:00.000-07:00

Same pictures different blog. All these are completely out of order and backwards anyway. Go here to see the same pictures with better captions. I think I enjoy blinding people with the terrible flash on my phone more than taking pictures.

ryan was on a different level the whole night. it was great.

probably what everyone thought of me the entire night.

best people were out this weekend.

liked your vans ad.

yes.

theres too much media now.

and too many good looking women I creep out.

at least these videos will turn out good.

2010-03-27T12:30:00.000-07:00

this ended up being a friend of jeff's and the host of the party.

just a big kid

hes cool.

richie won.

chicagonians

i love taking pictures of people i dont know at parties. and blinding them with the flash.

z

2010-03-26T08:21:00.001-07:00

NYC | NJ TRIP VIDEO

2010-03-24T14:45:00.001-07:00

Here we go.

NYC | NJ TRIP from clemsausage on Vimeo.

pops does a backside 180

2010-03-23T19:54:00.000-07:00

ignore pops, at least gino and jake hold it down. easily the best 18 minutes i've spent on the computer this week.

HBO's "The Get By" A Skateboarding Documentary of NYC

NYC: Digital Camera Pictures

2010-03-22T20:56:00.000-07:00

Again, completely out of order. Start at the bottom if you want to look at it in chronological order, but you won't.

jeff's new gear.

finally out skating. this spot sucks.

andy's pad.

craziest/most stressful ride of the trip.

it got so intense.

finally made it to the fort.

on the way to sam's

pretty much sums up the ride up.

NYC: camera phone

2010-03-22T10:55:00.000-07:00

I'm just gonna show everyone the trip in three updates, camera phone, real camera, and digi-cam footage. So here is the first bit. and as always with blogspot, the pictures will be out of order.

jeff told me to take a picture of this because it looked cool. theres a school here with a few ramps that are fun.

tons of spots we didnt get to skate

andy came up with a flannel, baseball shirt, $30, and a fanny pack. he said he would eat out of the trash the entire time and he lived up to it. he found this, and one other shirt on the streets.

saw casey rigney and rodney torres here.

stacked.

B&H is INSANE.

first nyc update

2010-03-15T08:58:00.000-07:00

good trip up. fucked around in jersey. came to sams. slept. now its monday morning and im waiting for the others to wake up.

also im shooting a roll of 35 with a dirt camera SJ gave me. so ill probably finish it up today or tomorrow and get it processed at a one hour. so you should text me with your addresses so i can send you postcards.

happy birthday X

2010-03-15T08:49:00.000-07:00

a day late on this but haven't had a chance to get around a computer to update till now. I've known this little runt for like 4-5 years now. i remember hearing about him when he used to live near me and saw him trying to kickflip a two stair at kroger one day and approached him to introduce myself, from there is where it started. good dude.

weqind

2010-03-13T19:24:00.000-08:00

last update before NJ/NYC. heading out with christian/hana/hana's friend tomorrow morning at 8am. then jeff/brent/trey/matt are heading up monday afternoon. so hyped.

new grip

2010-03-12T13:52:00.001-08:00

I don't know whether or not to take the question "are you going to blog this?" as an insult or serious question anymore. but anyway, been trying to find a cruiser board that I liked both the graphic/size/shape of for a year or so now and finally found it. Limited edition(333 made) Krooked Steve Olson/Mark Gonzalez "Suck It" deck. shopped around online trying to find one with no luck until someone on ebay was selling one for 70 shipped, i snagged it.
decided to do it up right with a proper grip job, went to work thinking of ideas and came up with this:

So once the deck arrived I got a sheet of grip and went to work to have the dude that runs the ZUND to cut out this design with the ZUND iCut machine we have, here is a picture of it cutting:

Then straight to the shop to get Jack to help me put it on, which proved to be the hardest part. But here is the finished product, not perfect but probably the best we could have gotten it.

Happy Birthday Turbo

2010-03-07T06:54:00.000-08:00

I regret not knowing how old you are now. 22? It got kinda wild but at least I didn't set foot in that terrible house.

This pretty much sums up the night.

last night was good

2010-03-06T07:36:00.001-08:00

These are entirely out of order, blogspot likes to do that.

we bonded.

Ed shouldnt have invited me over to his house, but im glad he did its crazy. and i think his roomate hates me now.

after getting kicked out of some dudes "getting off house arrest" party twice I was the last person left in the house and made this guy tell me his life story, he works at china panda and is a self-employed title searcher.

2perfect

dOuBlE FsTinG

dew's first taste

"I think GIRLS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST are SEXY so are ANY OTHER GIRL THAT ISNT WHITE FOLLOWED BY WHITE GIRLS ... THE NON GROSS ONES. I ONLY KNOW GROSS ONES WHO STICK CANS OF FOUR AND SPRKS UP THEIR ROTTEN BOXXXES . WHERE THA ETHNIC GIRLS @ WHO WANT TO PARTY WITH A BLaK DIRT KID WIT A BELLY AND A FEW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ tbirds"

les la britanica played at gallery5. house shows are bettter.
^^^eds house

Matt got wild

2010-03-04T17:44:00.001-08:00

Matt getting wild for the Superbowl from clemsausage on Vimeo.

Anti Gravity junk

2010-03-04T11:44:00.000-08:00

jed, jeff, and andy

Dream Team Supreme NOW ONLINE WOOO

2010-03-03T06:29:00.001-08:00

so good.

Dream Team Supreme from Matt Reamer on Vimeo.

This got updated

2010-03-02T20:30:00.001-08:00

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10 deep video

2010-03-02T15:30:00.001-08:00

definetly not backing streetwear companies lurking their way into skateboarding but i am backing jamal smith and daniel kim... and quality hd.

10.DEEP Up North Trip + Team Montage from 10.DEEP Skateboarding on Vimeo.

I AM A MOTHERFUCKER

2010-03-02T15:13:00.000-08:00

I'm sure most of you have seen the AC transit video of the white bearded dude laying out that black dude or the video of the same white dude getting tased at a baseball game. well this is a two part interview of the white dude. best shit i've seen all week. thanks Simon.

just a couple of the best things ever in a youtube video

2010-03-02T14:57:00.000-08:00

lakai, slow-mo hd, fast skating, vincent alvarez. sogudnufsed.

Blowin' It and Dream Team Supreme Premiere

2010-02-28T07:40:00.000-08:00

The premiere was pretty fun. Got there and stood around/talked to people until will got there with the video then we watched it and it was tight. X wrecked as expected, Richie had some suprising shit, totally wasnt expecting chad's part to be so good, boyle massacred, and everyone else killed it. Dream team supreme started out with an epic intro and then the filmers did their thing, keeny blew everyone away as expected. jacob's part was the highlight of the night for me, so good. then the videos were over and bands took over the ramp so we left. until next time.

andrew schwartz post

2010-02-26T23:20:00.000-08:00

jesus christ. went to two parties that were terrible then finally a third where i found andrew schwartz posted up against the best wall in the house with a fresh chop. he told me about his haircut then about how he has a blog now, skates mini ramp, and got a new blackberry cool phone. 4 new things all at once i could hardly function i think i blew a fuse. here is more andrew so you can love him. im sure some girl will see this and want this # instantly.

andrew's blog

its getting more real

2010-02-26T13:48:00.001-08:00

busy with nothing

2010-02-24T15:55:00.000-08:00

pretending to stack. listening to people complain. taking pictures of people at j. sarge. working at this job i hate. watching NYC spring break plans come together then fall apart then come back together.

livin

2010-02-14T06:43:00.001-08:00

whoa there

2010-02-11T09:10:00.000-08:00

kenny and his fresh new dad cut

knocked out trey in his first game of skate in like 5 months

FUCK

2010-02-09T21:22:00.000-08:00

my nominee for best youtube video ever.

WHO DAT?!

2010-02-07T23:58:00.000-08:00

me and andy went to jason's dad's house to watch the super bowl. matt got wasted and promised to take a beer bong every touch down the saints made and if the saints won the super bowl he would run down the street with only his shoes and saints shirt on. the saints won.

squilla, matt, andy, y, jason

end of the night.

stuff

2010-01-31T18:12:00.000-08:00

what ive been doing in the snow.

brent stealing my limelight

costumes and stuff

2010-01-28T19:14:00.000-08:00

whitewalls aftermath

chimbochillin'

trey4rva

ellen

o.

too much winning

2010-01-23T00:00:00.000-08:00

after fudruckers for andrew's bday dinner and a night at alex lowe's appartment. andrew came up roughly 90 bucks in c-lo, daryl came up 200. all at bowles expense.

corey's medalion. watch out criss angel.

$300 c-lo pot

brent was out till 2am. WHOA.

jesus, jay gets around.

2010-01-21T14:01:00.001-08:00

this isnt the first time i've been lurking around the internet and seen FLjay in an advertisement.

moar

2010-01-17T17:45:00.001-08:00

allah

just really liked the name.

gettin arty at chimbo.

backing avatar.

2010-01-06T23:42:00.000-08:00

in 3D of course. worth it.

stunna shades.

worst idea jeff has ever had. "lets make these leftover snow mounds into skateable quarter pipes"

these things are wild.

ooooo

2010-01-05T21:11:00.001-08:00

H8TD ON

little caesars chillin

mulder chillin

CHYEAH

2010-01-02T14:55:00.001-08:00

sj's onto some shit.

if i'm going to wage-slave im gonna do it right.

more nothing

2009-12-29T23:40:00.000-08:00

andy and oblivion.

dish'n over 2 buckets of fries.

channeling herb.

Holga style.

2009-12-29T17:42:00.000-08:00

Well I've been shooting with this holga for a few years now and have just been bugging brent to scan my negatives when he can so I never really get to share what I shoot. But I finally got a film scanner for christmas. It's super sick and I've been on a scanning/shooting craze ever since. I'll post a few on here but you can check them all out on my flickr. I just dropped off 3 more rolls to be processed yesterday from a quick trip to gooch/oilville for the day. should be back soon. enjoy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/clemsausage/
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sorry

2009-12-19T00:53:00.000-08:00

i got too caught up in just uploading things from my phone straight to facebook. i'll try to be better.

kevin brooks sent me this. awesome.

yeah, all red.

people of dominion blog?

one of the weirdest people at j. sarge.

the best professor at j. sarge.

2nd weirdest kid at j. sarge. in this picture he is giving a presentation on non-sense poetry. he started off the presentation by reciting a lengthy poem, from memory, without a gap or pause. the whole time he recited the poem he acted it out. at one point he spun in a circle and got below a desk.

Finally done.

2009-11-12T14:52:00.000-08:00

Well its been like 2 weeks since andrew first asked me to help him with doing this video project thing for his advertising class. We spent a little bit Sunday night filming and ALL DAY Monday filming then got done at 12pm and I went straight home to start importing and editing. Didnt finish until 7:30am.

We had a little premiere last night with some close friends to watch the full HD version on ryan's HD tv. It was fun, everyone so far has loved it. Hope to get some more feedback soon.

Just put it online about an hour ago and already people love it. Hope you get a chance to check it out here: http://vimeo.com/7576711

Hopefully sometime next week I will be able to crank out a little bloopers reel thing too. So look forward to that.

Thao last night

2009-11-08T09:54:00.000-08:00

AWESOME. Got there at 8pm when the doors open and sat/stood around awkwardly because the only two people that said they would go flaked on me, THANKS. The first two bands that played were the portland chello project and david shultz and the skylines. PCP was pretty sick, just like 3-4 people on chellos killing it. they played the mario theme song and hey yah. then that other david shultz band, meh.then finally after two hours of standing around being super awkward and creepy thao came on and they played the beat song from josh hawkins part in happy medium first. that was probably my favorite song they played, got me so hyped. then towards the end of the song the whole band gathered around the drum set and they all played it at once and made it sound awesome. then they played 6-7 songs I wasnt so familiar with but were so good. then finished it out with the crowd favorite, bag of hammers, thao started out the song freestyle beatboxing on the mic, SOOOO GOOD. after that they invited the first two bands back on for what they like to call "SUPER BAND" It was epic. deffinetly worth the 13 bucks even though i was by myself and didn't have anyone to share the stoke with. oh well, your loss.

Thao Nguyen and the Get Down Stay Downs

2009-11-07T08:50:00.000-08:00

Tonight: November 7th, 2009/8pm/Canal Club/$13

You've probably heard them from Josh Hawkin's part in Happy Medium:

more cell pictures

2009-10-28T20:02:00.001-07:00

nothing exciting, just stuffs.

king is too average, wakes up and makes his bed, every morning.

then goes into his walk in closet thats 23423905834095 miles long and picks out one of his 93240239423 tuxes and puts it on. then over to his whiteboard calendar, which is apparently themed for every month, and marks off the day.

jesus

i dont know, looked cool.

thought brian broke his ankle, ended up being a bad sprain.

dirt camera phone pictures update

2009-10-17T10:14:00.000-07:00

people of walmart worthy?

lowest light switch ever.

didn't know there was a code.

some falcon like bird on my back porch.

"mommy, where do UPS trucks come from?"
"well honey when one UPS truck loves another UPS truck...."

HAHAHAHAHA

2009-10-08T08:57:00.001-07:00

Shut Down

2009-10-06T07:13:00.000-07:00

So the job I hinted at a few posts ago was a position as concierge at the apple store in short pump. Applied, they contacted me, I had an interview, then got this email. Kind of bummed but at the same time I'm not sure I could handle working there anyway.

Let's Get Mystical

2009-10-04T20:23:00.000-07:00

So my friend Kris that rides bmx first showed me the trailer for this video like 2-3 months ago and I got SUPER hyped. It's all HD, filmed with HVX's, lotus adapters, steadycams, external mics ON the riders, 16mm, etc. The dude that filmed/edited the whole thing is Joe Simon and apparently films weddings which justifies already having all this equiptment. So you can watch the trailer to get an idea of what this video is like then it takes roughly 20 minutes to download the entire video. The video runs about 45 minutes(including credits) in which you will keep you glued to your screen. It's the best edited and filmed video I have EVER seen, including skate videos. I have a feeling this is what the chocolate video is going to be like, minus the lotus and 16mm.

Trailer:

Full Video Download:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=IX92Z54C

Jesus

2009-09-30T12:09:00.001-07:00

blowin it.

2009-09-30T11:48:00.001-07:00

Still no solid job and 4 new pairs of shoes right now, 3 of which are just waiting to be worn. I'm starting to feel like a sneaker head, kinda sucks. Anyway, ordered these a week ago figuring I would paint the sides somehow so its not so wild. Ended up using a black permanent marker instead, need to go over the white lines again. Came up with this.

Before:

same green specks/white lines pattern on the other side.

After:

colored the white lines black and kept the specks. really just want to see the 3 stripes.

colored all the white lines minus the stripes of course. kept the green specks. might go back and color in the green specks, not sure yet.

In other news I did have an interview, a few people know where, don't want to mention it unless I get it to keep the competition down.

Jackgonnakillya

2009-09-26T14:39:00.001-07:00

SHOES & MORE STUFF FOR SALE HERE

2009-09-26T12:37:00.001-07:00

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DJ's Trife Life

2009-09-26T11:37:00.000-07:00

Dj's been working on this video I guess for the last 6 months or something and now it's done. He just needss to make copies somehow and find a place to premiere it. It's got sections from Trashville, Memphis, NY, DC, and Richmond. If you have any info on duplicating dvd's you should deffinetly hit him up. The sooner they get made the sonner we can see this junks.

Untitled from dennis williams on Vimeo.

Promo Thing from dennis williams on Vimeo.

so tight.

2009-09-25T10:21:00.000-07:00

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

2009-09-16T15:20:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry but this is the best looking pair of adidas I've ever seen. They've dropped in Europe along with some other new adidas gear. They BETTER DROP IN THE U.S. Im deffinetly buying two pairs, if not 3. Check the other junk here: http://www.streetmachine.com/catalog?brand=adidas

jeff's bday

2009-09-15T09:00:00.001-07:00

SO GOOD

2009-09-15T07:47:00.000-07:00

my toesie

2009-09-07T22:23:00.000-07:00

in case you've been wondering why ive been complaining about my toe and not being able to skate/film/walk/function like I'd want to. click HERE (kinda gross, man up)

looks like its going through some kind of weird metamophasis.

TMKF Video

2009-09-07T08:39:00.000-07:00

the teaser premiered the other night at the doin' thangs premiere. its going to be great. love the toy machine video feel to it. jack and caleb's parts are going to blow minds I suspect

http://tmkfvideo.blogspot.com/

A Night in the City

2009-09-06T13:17:00.000-07:00

Just a quick edit with will, x, ryan, and boyle after a late night sesh.

http://blip.tv/file/2565359

yeah i'm blowing it

2009-08-30T13:59:00.000-07:00

Haven't been really doing anything awesome you don't already know about. Maybe getting an env3 soon so maybe it will be easier to take pictures of nothing.

andrew in his house.

barrett's huge tv.

andrew on his porch.